48F with no license, but my eruption‑management metrics are exceptional.
Certification: not applicable
Competency: high
Outcomes: seismic
Fee: Free (unless other expenses accrued)
Update:
This post received 37 responses on the first night. Some just said “hey” and “send pics.” I am not responding to any of them. If you need my assistance, you must do better.
I’ll reciprocate if you send a face pic. You must host, it’s where the pipes are. No smokers.